Prime Minister Sim: Politics

You're the new Prime Minister. The last government imploded on live television, Downing Street is yours, and the entire country is watching — waiting for you to fall.

Prime Minister Sim is a fast, funny, gloriously unfair political survival game. Every month a fresh crisis lands on your desk. Every choice pleases someone and enrages someone else. Keep four factions — your Cabinet, the Backbenchers, the Media and the Public — from turning on you. Let any single one hit zero and you're out, and tomorrow's front page will be merciless.

It's Reigns meets Yes Minister: swipe-simple decisions, deep satirical consequences, five-minute sessions, and a government that never, ever stops falling apart.

What You're in for

• 640+ hand-written crisis cards — scandals, summits, strikes, gaffes, cover-ups and pure farce
• Four faction meters that remember everything you do
• PMQs Duels — choose your dossiers and face the Leader of the Opposition across the Dispatch Box
• Reshuffle your Cabinet — sack the plotters, appoint fresh faces, and watch the loyalty (and the knives)
• A Rival who circles the moment your ministers stop trusting you
• Backstories & manifesto pledges — promise the earth, then live with it
• General elections, second terms, and a succession system where your successor inherits your mess
• The Daily Bellow prints your obituary the day you fall
• Gentle, Standard and Brutal difficulty
• Game Center leaderboards, achievements and a Hall of Records

How Long Can You Last?

Most Prime Ministers don't make it a year. The all-time greats barely survive two terms. Your job is simple: outlast the shambles who came before you — and leave office with fractionally more dignity than they did.

All Fiction, All Satire

No real politicians, no real parties, no real events — ever. The Rt Hon. ministers, the tabloids, the national mascot with teeth: all invented. Any resemblance to actual government is coincidental, and frankly tragic.

No ads. No tracking. A one-time purchase unlocks the full game after your opening months in office; an optional Cabinet Reshuffles pack lets you reshape your top team.

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